What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 06:36
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
After a few moments he returns.
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
What made you stop being an addict?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
{RING} {RING}
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Have you ever had sex with sisters?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO